Awestralia has always had a strong and secure attitude towards privacy, we feel that nothing should be private. Privacy is all about barriers and keeping people out.

We’re not into that kind of stuff. What we’re really into is selling the details of anyone who comes on to our site to third parties and anyone who’ll give us a buck or food stamps. People that we will almost certainly sell your details to, include:

  • Merchants
  • Burglars
  • Thieves
  • Criminal Masterminds
  • The Ne’er Do well
  • Scumbags
  • Credit Unions
  • Petty Thieves
  • Anyone Petty
  • Heavy Petters
  • Guys Called Ashley
  • Girls Called Ashley
  • People Not Called Ashley
  • Any Business That Seems A Little Bit Creepy
  • Any Business That’s A Little Too Into Getting Hold Of Your Details
  • Russia
  • The Commonwealth Bank
  • The Other Big Three Banks (so they’re not feeling left out)
  • Rascals and Raspscallions
  • North and South Korea
  • Bald Headed Tattooed Guys Repeatedly Bashing Their Heads Against A Wall Of a Pub
  • Their Mates
  • Mysterious Dark Cloaked Strangers Wearing Vulture Hoods
  • Their Mates


What details will you sell?

Anything we can scrounge from you. This includes:

  • your address
  • your email
  • your bank account
  • your DNA
  • your use of colloquialisms
  • any weird punctuation you may use…