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Malcolm Turnbull Declares Dubbo A No Fly Zone

BREAKING NEWS: Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull declared the city of Dubbo a no fly zone today. “It’s a town of losers, there’s no decent wine bars, there’s virtually nowhere to moor a yacht and there’s far too many people called Hariysen or Bacardi,” the Prime Minister vented today. “Please just stay away.” Continue reading “Malcolm Turnbull Declares Dubbo A No Fly Zone”